A retro 2D action-platformer where you battle vampire pirates on Uranus. Fight through 60 levels, defeat bizarre enemies, solve clever puzzles, and overthrow a twisted empire obsessed with sexiness.
A long time ago, an advanced society of vampires created a vast space station, ZetaZania, on Uranus. King Scrotomus Maximus created a totalitarian society that values sexiness above all else. A strict society was formed, the highest levels of society are chosen for their outstanding beauty, whilst the lowest levels exist purely to create spaceships to kidnap humans and make Life Elixir for the higher levels, which they drink to live forever. You are the highest-ranking officer in the Earth's military operation to destroy the Vampires from Uranus. The evil Vampire Pirates have been kidnapping humans to harvest our blood to make their precious Life Elixir. Their might is magnified by their collaboration with the Divine Sisters of the Mighty Moons, a powerful sisterhood of Witches from the moons of Uranus. You must fight your way through 7 locations in ZetaZania to destroy the Transportation Factories, The Scientific Laboratories, The Department of Sexiness, The Divine Sisters of the Mighty Moons, The Sacred Few, The Queen's Palace and The King's Lair. Each location has new challenges and a monstrous boss.
Humanity is being harvested by a beauty-obsessed vampire empire hidden in the rings of Uranus.
In ZetaZania, a massive space station built by sinister vampires, blood is power and perfection is law. As Earth’s top operative, you must fight your way through a society of seductive monsters, cosmic witches, and ruthless elites to bring the entire system crashing down.
Humanity is under attack… by the Sexy Vampire Pirates from Uranus.
Deep within the planet’s inner ring lies ZetaZania, a sprawling space station ruled by a twisted, beauty-obsessed vampire empire. Humans are harvested for their precious life elixir, and sexiness is law.
You are Earth’s top military operative.
Your mission:
Infiltrate. Fight. Climb the ranks. Destroy the empire.
Jump, shoot, and fight your way through 60 handcrafted levels in a fast-paced 2D platforming adventure that blends classic gameplay with smooth, modern controls.
Tight, responsive retro-style movement
Satisfying combat with escalating intensity
Puzzle-focused challenges where skill matters
Optional visual puzzles for additional upgrades
Simple to play. Difficult to master.
Take on optional puzzle challenges to encounter a mysterious figure. Make the right choices to unlock upgrades that can change how you play.
Battle through 7 bizarre and dangerous districts, each with its own identity:
Transportation Factories
Scientific Laboratories
Department of Sexiness
Divine Sisters of the Mighty Moons
The Sacred Few
Queen’s Palace
King’s Lair
Each zone introduces new original artwork, enemies, and a unique boss encounter.
Face more than 50 original enemies, each with distinct personalities and behaviours.
From seductive space vampires to cosmic witches and strange alien creations, every encounter is designed to be memorable.
Detailed 2D pixel art enhanced with layered lighting effects
Vibrant alien environments full of color and atmosphere
3D pre-rendered cutscenes styled to match the pixel art world
A nostalgic 90s-inspired aesthetic with modern visual polish
Experience a universe filled with absurd lore and original comedy.
Ruled by King Scrotumous Maximus, this society values beauty above all else, while humanity is reduced to a resource.
The tone is strange and entirely unique.
Enjoy a rich electronic score by Jonny Towers, combining modern production with retro sci-fi influence to bring the world of ZetaZania to life.
A completely original comedic sci-fi setting
Classic platforming gameplay with modern refinement
A wide variety of enemies, locations, and challenges
A strong focus on fun, creativity, and personality
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